The Daily Mail (a poem)

If The Daily Mail is against something – I’m probably for it.

If they say to hate it – I probably adore it.

When they say to love it – I usually abhor it.

As they say to less it – I say to more it.

If they say to lose it – I say to store it.

When they want to write it – I want to draw it.

When they ask to freeze it – I say to thaw it.

If they call for peace – I say to war it.

If they want to brake – I want to floor it.

When The Daily Mail calls for attention – I say “ignore it!”